- "Entrusted with the orange ring, this Ranger provides safe passage across worlds. Her title may only be "travel guide", but her fists pack quite a wallop."
|Base Cost||Base DPS||Personal Upgrade Bonus||Global DPS Upgrade Bonus||Click Damage From DPS Upgrade|
|Travel Supplies||Lvl 10||Increases Orntchya Gladeye, Didensy Banana's DPS by 100%.||Equipped with everything you need. Includes flashlight, sleeping gear, and lets not forget Bloop mace.||1.000e101|
|Portal||Lvl 25||Increases Orntchya Gladeye, Didensy Banana's DPS by 100%.||"Watch your step unless you're my mother-in-law. Just kidding, I sent her through one of those last Wednesday."||2.500e101|
|Travel Potion||Lvl 50||Increases Orntchya Gladeye, Didensy Banana's DPS by 100%.||"Bottoms up. You don't want travel sickness do you? It's much like sea sickness, but the effects come out the other end."||1.000e102|
|Traveling Sword||Lvl 100||Increases Orntchya Gladeye, Didensy Banana's DPS by 150%.||"To protect against bandits of course. Don't worry, I have a license for this."||8.000e102|
- Orntchya Gladeye, Didensy Banana, when pronounced, is the punchline of an old knock-knock joke. "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?" Likely not coincidentally, Gladeye's color palete is orange and yellow, the colors of oranges and bananas.
- Gladeye is a possible reference to GLaDOS from Portal game. Portals (orange ring) are also orange in-game. GLaDOS is evil "travel guide". Her 2nd upgrade is also named Portal.
- She also looks very much like Samus Aran, the protagonist of the Metroid series of games.